The Lorem Ipsum, by Daniel Herndon

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Relief For Iceland

Relief For Iceland

The World Economic Forum has prepared you a box lunch for the last day of the world's most boring event.

The Smallest Bird

The Smallest Bird

Minnesota gets messy and Trump flips.

Nothing To Say Here

Nothing To Say Here

Enter subtitle here, if you ever end up thinking of one.

A Year of Content

A Year of Content

Making ourselves useful while we are on the hamster wheel

Naming Rights

And the audacity of hope, for this Christmas.

Going to Eleven

Going to Eleven

When we die, we all hope to go to the highest place. Most blokes only make it to ten.

Rules Were Meant To Be...

Rules Were Meant To Be...

Lower interest rates, perfectly suited to finance those medical bills.

How to Read the News

How to Read the News

When fair and balanced is elusive, here's a practical guide to not getting fooled.

Fresh Leftovers

Fresh Leftovers

A few samples from articles never written.

Grunge Theory

The best music of all time, and why we need to face the music today.

Hunger Games

How to control the population and make sure you get your way.

Mystic Waves

The Great and Powerful Zohran Knows All

The Gravy Tax

Our willingness to accept a problem depends on the packaging.

The New East Wing

The New East Wing

The White House is Sauced Up and more in this week's news.

Ideas for Halloween Shopping

Ideas for Halloween Shopping

Washington has gone vacant for the time being, but someone might fill it in.

The Hypocrites and Hipsters

The Hypocrites and Hipsters

Portland protestors and government shutdowns in this week's news.

Could’ve Been an Email

Could’ve Been an Email

The meetings about meetings that get in the way of good work.

How To Join Antifa

How To Join Antifa

Stump Speech

A future for those who will hold up the tent.

Politics for Tyrants

Politics for Tyrants

Political violence is only justified in the mind of the shooter.

The Seedy Sea

The public health nightmare and the chances of waking up.

The Problem With Research

The Problem With Research

American Heritage is run through a real-time field experiment. America makes its own conclusions.

Returning to Robots

Returning to Robots

Previously on The Lorem Ipsum, a grab bag favorite from the archives.

A Cool Dry Place

A Cool Dry Place

Navigating transitions that are best served chilled.

Welfare Check

How short form content has affected us, and how I'm doing right now.