The Lorem Ipsum, by Daniel Herndon

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A Cool Dry Place

A Cool Dry Place

Navigating transitions that are best served chilled.

Welfare Check

How short form content has affected us, and how I'm doing right now.

Culture on Egg Shells

Culture on Egg Shells

How social policing has made us more sensitive than ever, or scared to say a word.

I'm thinking about leaving politics

I'm thinking about leaving politics

Seriously considering a change of personal interests.

It's The Little Things

It's The Little Things

And a little behind the scenes of creating the title of a Take.

Mister Japan

A conspiracy finally debunked, plus it's not just your inbox that is being flooded.

I'm Just a Bill

I'm Just a Bill

And how some people are celebrating their independence, anywhere but here.

Forks for Hands

Forks for Hands

The optimized design is a primitive replacement for a tool an arms length away.

A Stretch

What was once taking things too far eventually is accepted as normal.

The Left Coast

Tips and tricks for trips.

Buyers Remorse

While some are looking at the return policy, others are doubling down.

Playing Harvard Ball

Playing Harvard Ball

Find out how we "doged" a bullet. Plus, AI is ruining everything.

Nice to Noem

The Deal of a lifetime is never made, plus an upgrade to Lawn Force One.

Billionaire Force One

Billionaire Force One

The gift that keeps on giving to avoid breaking the law.

Pope and Change

Pope and Change

And the best investment I've ever made continues to pay off better than nearly every investment on the financial market.

The First 100 Lays

The First 100 Lays

What I’m really paying attention to during the first leg of the Presidency

Didn’t Mean to Send

Didn’t Mean to Send

The letter that never should have gotten to you, but yet it did. Sorry, my bad.

Deporting Harvard

Deporting Harvard

Schools out -- of money that is, not counting what's left in the bank. It's this week's news.

Email Trade Deficit

Email Trade Deficit

The competition for your inbox is also pretty intense.

Booker? Hardly Know'er

Booker? Hardly Know'er

The legacy of Liberation Day. Plus, a new way to math.

Butt Dial Intel

Butt Dial Intel

When government secrets come back to bite you.

The Empire Strikes Backpain

The Empire Strikes Backpain

The placebo that cured everything, and the latest news.

Measles Wins

It is your choice to get vaccinated, and that choice is very personal. Also, which coffin do you like best from the following options?

Ditching the Vowels

Ditching the Vowels

Plus, this year's State of the Onion, and a fight breaks out in Washington.

Bullet Points

Just a brief summary to validate my value to the Federal Government, my subscribers, and the world.