Daniel Herndon

Daniel is a writer, marketing executive, and fake comedian. He's the author of the political newsletter 'The Lorem Ipsum' as well as several text messages.

Quarter Pounder

The Administration builds its team and everyone else gets pummeled.

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The Orange Wave

America's gets what it asked for.

A Story About Ghosts

How an apparition has spooked, terrified, and destroyed many in its path.

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Prose and Cons

Planning out our ballots and getting a salty snack to go with it.

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When Better Is Worse

The Source of our turmoil and the source of our relief.

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Sacred Text

The things we put our faith in, and the people who let us down.

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The Walking Tacos

Why solving cultural issues is the bane of society.

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The Capitalist

Now accepting tips thanks to Kamala's new economic plan.

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What's Your Secret?

Strong enough for a former President but PH balanced just for you.

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I Am Your Father

A Special Edition, and a Force To Be Reckoned With.

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Save the Rich!

Harris comes to their rescue as Liz comes to hers.

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The Prevailing Narrative

Learning how to navigate the news, and a better worldview.

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Searching For The Dien Sea

Geographical fantasy land or a major political event? Plus, the obsession with large crowds and a new vision for America.

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Stiff Competition

Generic Options, X Lovers and getting whipped all in this week's news.

Plunge Worthy

Gin and Juice and The Freedom to use Bing To Google However You Wish. It's in this week's news.

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"Turning Black" (and Never Going Back)

How does YOUR light shine in the halls of Shambala? Find out more in this week's news.

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Everybody Kamala Down

On the heels of a historic week, a historic week.

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He Put the Sass in Nation

Missing the target, licking the loaf, and losing the beef. It's all in this week's news.

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The Biden Bubble

Watch the bubble burst, and biting the bullets all in this week's news.

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Fit For A King

Boosting your immunity this week, plus what I do while I'm not grilling the perfect hot dog.

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Help Wanted

Seeking unqualified candidates for the most powerful role in the world.

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Fight Club

You told us you would say that. A summary of the first debate.

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Bringing Tipsy Back

Timberlake is pissed, social media is the new smoking and the Ten Commandments, all in this week's news.

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Six Figured

A week to make my own meals and avoid the Ivy League for my own good. It's this week's news.

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Relax or Relapse

Switching to cans, dropping bad habits, and celebrating our favorite foods in this issue. It's this week's news.