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Daniel Herndon

Daniel is a writer, marketing executive, and fake comedian. He's the author of the political newsletter 'The Lorem Ipsum' as well as several text messages.

The Latest Noose

The Latest Noose

Fox gets caught. And so does everyone else. Plus, a reader question.

Robot Corporations

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Robot Corporations

Why the Norfolk Southern train crash was not just an accident. It was the most likely outcome.

The Pull Out Method

The Pull Out Method

A year ago, Putin invaded Ukraine. Here's how I covered the story. Plus, this week's news.

Breaking Bad News

Breaking Bad News

Understanding the difference between the good and the bad and not being betrayed by the unbalanced when it comes to commentary.

MORE NO MORE

Addressing our falling skies, losing George Santos and an invitation for you.

Why Egg Prices are Bananas

Why Egg Prices are Bananas

Eggs have become the new way to build wealth in America. Here's why and what probably won't happen next (but could).

State of the Onion

State of the Onion

Spoiler alert. It's strong. Here's everything you need to know. But also this week's news.

Balloons that Ruin The Weekend

Balloons that Ruin The Weekend

In a world where dating decisions are swiped like tissues, it's no surprise that a balloon could prompt a diplomatic crisis.

Max Headroom

How to make sure your next debt ceiling crisis is someone else’s fault. Plus, this weeks news.

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Made From Leftovers

Arsenal

Chapter 3: While living in an inner city coffeehouse, I came to know the lonely and the strange, fighting with the homeless and exorcizing the demon possessed.

It's Probably Allergies

It's Probably Allergies

This is why Washington doesn't like to let people work from home.

Almond Milked

And the political infighting that takes place in the bathroom.

Power and The People

Power and The People

The people in charge and the Ghost who leads them. Plus, this week’s news.

Dead White People

Dead White People

Or at least the clothing of dead white men, as they say in Ghana. An article about the impact of poorly chosen and poorly abandoned clothing.

Kevin McCarthy Needs A Sandwich

Kevin McCarthy Needs A Sandwich

As McCarthy tries like hell to clinch the speakership, the truth of what ails his political position emerges.

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Made From Leftovers

Six Stitches

Chapter 2: At four and a half years old, the call of nature would take a turn for the worse.

Yes I Tasted Dog Food

Yes I Tasted Dog Food

In this very special issue of The Weekly, I'm going to explain why I ate dog food and what happened when I did.

Smooth Criminal

Smooth Criminal

No, you didn't get caught in a bomb cyclone. It's just a gift from The Lorem Ipsum and this week's news.

The LoremGPT

Embrace the Bot. This is why, as a writer, I'm not afraid of AI taking over my newsletter. Plus we have this week's News.

Social Media is Dead. Possibly.

Social Media is Dead. Possibly.

Startup founder Daniel Johnson says Twitter is a key platform for paid ads. And if Twitter is a good place for us, it will be a good place for business.

Was I Wrong?

Mistakes about Nickleback are no laughing matter, and neither are their B-sides. Plus, here's this week's news.

A Case About Nothing

A Case About Nothing

A Colorado website designer objecting to a wedding that doesn't exist. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Say Nothing

Congratulations to the USA for advancing to the round of 16, plus, this week's news.

The War on Oreos

The War on Oreos

How in the world could one ever think that they could go to war with Oreos and win?

Let's Celebrate Octogenarians

Let's Celebrate Octogenarians

And a special gift for each one of you. It's this week's news.