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Help Wanted

Seeking unqualified candidates for the most powerful role in the world.

Fight Club

You told us you would say that. A summary of the first debate.

Bringing Tipsy Back

Bringing Tipsy Back

Timberlake is pissed, social media is the new smoking and the Ten Commandments, all in this week's news.

Six Figured

A week to make my own meals and avoid the Ivy League for my own good. It's this week's news.

Relax or Relapse

Relax or Relapse

Switching to cans, dropping bad habits, and celebrating our favorite foods in this issue. It's this week's news.

The Oracle's News

The Oracle's News

The first tub, the last word, and what you missed last week. It's what's left of this week's news.

The Semantic Web

The Semantic Web

The dawn of the feature that would change the web and humans forever.

Presidential Debased

Presidential Debased

Interviewing a gray squirrel, Sham Wow, and The Worm. All in this week's news.

The Dog Days

Money is hushed, TikTok doesn't stop, and Greene is gridlocked. It's all in this week's news.

Your Move

Culture warriors collide, and others may be losing interest. It's this week's news.

Trust The Magic 8 Ball

Trust The Magic 8 Ball

Foreign policy tips from a Toys-R-Us kid. I'm live and on the scene, but also last minute. It's this week's news.

Snooze Fest

Falling asleep on the job and the most artificial intelligence there is all right here in The News.

The Glove That Never Fit

The Glove That Never Fit

The Juice, the spew, and the crumbs all covered in this latest episode of The Weekly.

A Total Eclipse of the Heart

A Total Eclipse of the Heart

Nothing I could do. It's all in this week's news.

Troubled Waters

Troubled Waters

Taking flight, crashing ships, and what the meaning of IS is, all in this week's news.

iPhonopoly

Reddit gets redder, and bronze starts to fade. It's all in this week's news.

Caught in the Act

Caught in the Act

A rising senator takes on Hollywood, gangs take on Haiti and other performative acts in this week's news.

Winners and Losers All

Winners and Losers All

It's something for everyone in this week's news.

One Giant Leap

Year that is. This week Trump gets a gag gift, and it’s a Weekend At Mitch McConnel’s and more in this week's news.

Boycotting Bad Sandwiches

Boycotting Bad Sandwiches

Boycotting bad ideas from free spaces may end up building a platform for them instead.

How To Be Human

How To Be Human

And how to not land in spam. Plus, this week's news.

A Likely Story

Trumped up, Tuckerd Out or Audi 5000. It's this week's news.

On Being Indignant

On Being Indignant

When you're caught between a world going mad and the mystery of being in love.

Ain't No Sunshine

Ain't No Sunshine

You get what you get and don't throw a fit. It's all in this week's news.

The Souper Bowl

The Souper Bowl

We're covering what's Swifter, faster, and cooler. It's Sup Season. Here's this week's news.