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Daniel Herndon

Daniel is a writer, brand strategist and fake comedian. He's the author of the political newsletter 'The Lorem Ipsum' and a brand strategist at his ad agency, HRNDN.com.

Tornado Season

As much as we might like less disturbance in the media, we can't control the weather. Or the news cycle.

The GOP Hemophobia

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The GOP Hemophobia

Republican politicians get lightheaded in the wake of the Trump indictment and arraignment.

The Orange Indictment

The Orange Indictment

The Trump Indictment and "Meatball Ron". Plus this week's news.

Banking My Crisis For Later

Banking My Crisis For Later

Incisive thoughts on Silicon Valley Bank and how we manage our monetary institutions. This post includes guest excepts contributed by Joe Mayall.

The Big Easy

A laid-back, low-pressure issue of The Lorem Ipsum Weekly. No sweating unless it's from the humid temperatures or too much paprika.

The Valley of The Shadow

The Valley of The Shadow

This week's news and The Lorem Ipsum helps to rescue the banking industry.

The Cake You Didn't Eat

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The Cake You Didn't Eat

Cable news is the three-layer cake of a healthy diet. So what does this say about its viewers? More importantly, which cake flavor is best, and why is it Carrot Cake?

Missed Feeds

Raising Taxes, Raising Interest, and Raising Hell. Here's this week's news.

The Latest Noose

The Latest Noose

Fox gets caught. And so does everyone else. Plus, a reader question.

Robot Corporations

Robot Corporations

Why the Norfolk Southern train crash was not just an accident. It was the most likely outcome.

The Pull Out Method

The Pull Out Method

A year ago, Putin invaded Ukraine. Here's how I covered the story. Plus, this week's news.

Breaking Bad News

Breaking Bad News

Understanding the difference between the good and the bad and not being betrayed by the unbalanced when it comes to commentary.

MORE NO MORE

Addressing our falling skies, losing George Santos and an invitation for you.

Why Egg Prices are Bananas

Why Egg Prices are Bananas

Eggs have become the new way to build wealth in America. Here's why and what probably won't happen next (but could).

State of the Onion

State of the Onion

Spoiler alert. It's strong. Here's everything you need to know. But also this week's news.

Balloons that Ruin The Weekend

Balloons that Ruin The Weekend

In a world where dating decisions are swiped like tissues, it's no surprise that a balloon could prompt a diplomatic crisis.

Max Headroom

How to make sure your next debt ceiling crisis is someone else’s fault. Plus, this weeks news.

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Made From Leftovers

Arsenal

Chapter 3: While living in an inner city coffeehouse, I came to know the lonely and the strange, fighting with the homeless and exorcizing the demon possessed.

It's Probably Allergies

It's Probably Allergies

This is why Washington doesn't like to let people work from home.

Almond Milked

And the political infighting that takes place in the bathroom.

Power and The People

Power and The People

The people in charge and the Ghost who leads them. Plus, this week’s news.

Dead White People

Dead White People

Or at least the clothing of dead white men, as they say in Ghana. An article about the impact of poorly chosen and poorly abandoned clothing.

Kevin McCarthy Needs A Sandwich

Kevin McCarthy Needs A Sandwich

As McCarthy tries like hell to clinch the speakership, the truth of what ails his political position emerges.

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Made From Leftovers

Six Stitches

Chapter 2: At four and a half years old, the call of nature would take a turn for the worse.

Yes I Tasted Dog Food

Yes I Tasted Dog Food

In this very special issue of The Weekly, I'm going to explain why I ate dog food and what happened when I did.