The Weekly State of the Onion Spoiler alert. It's strong. Here's everything you need to know. But also this week's news.
Articles Balloons that Ruin The Weekend In a world where dating decisions are swiped like tissues, it's no surprise that a balloon could prompt a diplomatic crisis.
The Weekly Max Headroom How to make sure your next debt ceiling crisis is someone else’s fault. Plus, this weeks news.
Paid-members only Made From Leftovers Arsenal Chapter 3: While living in an inner city coffeehouse, I came to know the lonely and the strange, fighting with the homeless and exorcizing the demon possessed.
The Weekly Power and The People The people in charge and the Ghost who leads them. Plus, this week’s news.
Articles Dead White People Or at least the clothing of dead white men, as they say in Ghana. An article about the impact of poorly chosen and poorly abandoned clothing.
The Weekly Kevin McCarthy Needs A Sandwich As McCarthy tries like hell to clinch the speakership, the truth of what ails his political position emerges.
Paid-members only Made From Leftovers Six Stitches Chapter 2: At four and a half years old, the call of nature would take a turn for the worse.
The Weekly Yes I Tasted Dog Food In this very special issue of The Weekly, I'm going to explain why I ate dog food and what happened when I did.
The Weekly Smooth Criminal No, you didn't get caught in a bomb cyclone. It's just a gift from The Lorem Ipsum and this week's news.
The Weekly The LoremGPT Embrace the Bot. This is why, as a writer, I'm not afraid of AI taking over my newsletter. Plus we have this week's News.
Articles Social Media is Dead. Possibly. Startup founder Daniel Johnson says Twitter is a key platform for paid ads. And if Twitter is a good place for us, it will be a good place for business.
The Weekly Was I Wrong? Mistakes about Nickleback are no laughing matter, and neither are their B-sides. Plus, here's this week's news.
Articles A Case About Nothing A Colorado website designer objecting to a wedding that doesn't exist. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
The Weekly Say Nothing Congratulations to the USA for advancing to the round of 16, plus, this week's news.
Articles The War on Oreos How in the world could one ever think that they could go to war with Oreos and win?
The Weekly Let's Celebrate Octogenarians And a special gift for each one of you. It's this week's news.
The Weekly Make Penitentiary Great Again Orange is the New Black 2024. Plus, a contributing author and more in this week's news.
Articles It Sucks Being a Swinger No matter how attractive you are (as a voter) if you’re not in one of 12 states, you may never see a Presidential candidate.
Articles Here's why you're crazy if you bag your leaves. After months of studying, countless reports have told us this.
Articles But of Course, You Should All I can think about is whether anything I say will matter between now and the moment that you walk up to a voting booth.
